Ten (interactive) reasons
why Elvis is still the King

  1. He has an unprecedented 234 albums still in print, all consisting of  the same 47 songs.
  2. An average of 612 people have visited Graceland daily since 1977: a 400% increase over the number who visited elvis' home while he was still alive.
  3. "Elvis" spelt sideways is "Levis".
  4. Cool people like the Cramps, Church Keys and Forgotten Rebels still sing about Elvis.
  5. Cool people like James Richard Oliver, El Vez and Martin & the E-Chords still sing like elvis.
  6. The 1995 North American tour of Elvis' pick-up truck out-grossed U2's recent world junket by $468,000 (U.S.)
  7. Somewhere in the world, someone tunes in an old Elvis movie on TV every 20 seconds.
  8. Within 15 seconds, everyone has switched channels to "Wheel of Fortune".
  9. None of Elvis' offspring, legitimate or otherwise, have released a best-selling book or hit record, yet.
  10. As you can see, someone posts an article about Elvis on the Web every 30 seconds.
 

As a little wee feller, Gary Pig Gold was sent away to his Aunt Jenny's cottage in the summer of 1963, and there he heard rock'n'roll for the first time on the radio.  His three favourite songs (pre-Beatles on Ed Sullivan, of course) were  - and remain - "Hello Muddah Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman, "The Martian Hop" by The RanDells, and, of course, "Devil In Disguise" by The King."

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