
| It was Elvis' birthday a few weeks ago. While this fact usually
only piques
the interest of a few misguided Teddy Boys overseas at this terribly late stage in the game (or, as "they" would have us believe, their middle-aged, gap-toothed brethren south of the Mason Dixon line), January 8, 1999 got me to thinking, probably for the first time ever, why Elvis? I mean, Why should anybody, anywhere care anymore? Well, in a word or 997 I believe, here's why! Ready? ![]() First of all, if it hadn't been for Elvis, we simply wouldn't be sitting
here
Into those Beatles or their ilk instead, for example? Fine, then BE that way. But just remember there would have been no Beatles without John Lennon, and John's on permanent record as admitting to the world that, and I quote, "Before Elvis, there was nothing." Nothing. Huh! He's right, of course. Sure, there was Hank and Chuck, not to mention Jimmie Rodgers and Jimmy
Reed, Bill Haley and James Brown, and of course Bill Monroe and Ray Charles.
In other words, two mighty musical rivers they called Country and Rhythm'n'the
Blues, flowing strongly -- but separatly 'cross their
Indeed then, it was only a matter of time before those waters were foreverafter
intermingled to surge forward as one unstoppable force, deep,
Elvis' first record was, in fact, the sweat-soaked, blood-stained result
of
Too bad Sam missed out on his billion dollars though. Then again, something's still missing here, isn't it? Again,
you (and I) may
![]() Why not (off the top of our head) Jerry Lee? Johnny Cash? Carl Perkins
or
Sunrise certainly captures on tape one side of his struggle to
be King, yes, but Elvis damn well wore his fingers (and his band) to the
very bone in order
Of course, as all martyrs to their various causes must, Elvis Presley ultimately sacrificed himself and his career upon the unforgiving altar of public opinion, taking that one last dive off his Memphis toilet just as a slew of his ex-bodyguards were nailing him to the cross with a sordid little book called "Elvis, What Happened?" For most out there, all that soon remained of Elvis was the bloated, sap-bellied, pill-saturated National Enquirer coverboy who seemed content to sweat, mumble, and at times even "moo" his way into the realm of truckstop immortality (witness, if you must, videos of his final concerts of 1977: gut-wrenching and ultimately heart-breaking footage of apocalyptic artistic decline. Less painful by far, however, is Peter Guralnick's supremely authoritative book on post-Army Elvis entitled "Careless Love: The Unmaking Of Elvis Presley", from those good folk at Little Brown & Co). Ahh, my. In the bitter end then, there's really not that much left to say when looking at this man's life and career, from Tupelo to Hollywood to the inevitable bathroom floor, other than God Bless gawddamn America, right? Here's one guy who not only dreamed, but actually did it all, and in the holy name of apple pie, motherhood, and Uncle Sam to boot. Or was that Colonel Tom? Sorry, I almost digress. But, dernnit, God Bless Elvis, too! He really was The One.
There's never
Think about it. And while you're at it, remember to wish Elvis a Happy Birthday yourself sometime, okay? Thanks. |