Play lists, grocery lists, auto repair lists, one lists, list me lists, Fredricks' lists, wish lists, hate lists, home work lists, IRS lists, ratings lists, past due lists, make up lists, list lists, payroll lists, role play lists, things to do lists, post it lists, hit lists, work lists, lover's lists, account lists, vacation lists, movie lists, I wanna do them lists, revenge lists, favorite lists, rehab lists, tattoo lists, bla, bla, bla, bla.......!!!!!!!! Really now, take a deep breath, relax and place both hands where they get the best grip and repeat after me, "The only lists that really count are the: 'What am I gonna get JB for Christmas' lists."

I don't know about you but it seems every year around this time people start asking me: "What do you want for Christmas this year JB?" So, before anyone wastes my time and their energy asking me to make a list and check it twice, I am taking this opportunity to state exactly and for the record to the entire world what I really want for Christmas. Of course, there are multiple lists.

Now, just for the record and so you won't write PURR and bother them for a list of reasons why I excluded it, world peace does not appear in the lists. That wish list answer is reserved for potential crown wearing contestants and bell bottomed bong burners that think they are the first to discover the idea besides; sad but true; war is still a major reason we Americans have money to spend at Christmas... "If I could change the world, what a tale my thoughts could tell," what a concept!

Back to reality, I know all of you are dying to begin buying for JB this year as I am eager to begin buying for you, so I am listing several different lists that you may make lists from. However, you need not limit yourself to any one list or any specific number of lists when preparing your list. In fact, you may want to make your own list or use someone else's list, which is fine.

Hopefully you will find that perfect gift for you to surprise me with in my lists below. Once you find it, all you have to do is write it on your Christmas list with my initials beside it, easy enough?

Happy hunting.....:

My list of gifts I want to happen for me this Christmas:

1) MTV changes its name to RAPTV.
2) The CMA Awards become The Crossover Awards.
3) Puff Daddy writes his own music.
4) JPFolks opens offices in Nashville, LA and NY
5) Lauren Christy on Mercury Records wins a Grammy.
       Lauren Christy
6) Garth/Chris Gains changes his name again to
       RETIRED.
7) Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, slays me with a kiss.
8) Dee Snider releases STRANGELAND II and
       writes the soundtrack with BILE.
9) Tony Bennett surpasses all his previous record sales.
10) Music education becomes a required subject in grades
       K-12.

OK, I know the first list may be out of reach for some of you and it may cause you to become frustrated; if not impotent; and nerve racked, and fall into the Christmas shopping list doldrums over choosing my perfect present to list on your list. I empathize; it is not easy for me to choose your perfect gift list either. So, here is another list just for you to choose from for your list for me.......

My list of gifts you can do for me this Christmas:

1) Don't drink and drive.
2) Actually listen to your children/Actually listen to your
       parents.
3) Realize that twelve steps are just one step away.
4) Vote and use your conscious when doing so.
5) Realize that individuality is a gift, not a dilemma.
6) Remember your parents, even ET phoned home.
7) Support a charity like CYSTIC FIBROSIS.
      [If it can happen to them, it can happen to you
      and yours. 94% of every dollar donated to CF goes
      directly to the charity unlike many of the others
      that receive as little as 25% or less. In any
      event, do something positive someway, somewhere,
      somehow.]
8) Believe.
9) Prejudice breeds where ignorance sleeps so open your
       eyes.
10) Dreams become reality only if they are pursued, pursue
       them.

What!??????Your still looking???????? Undecided??????? Biting your nails???????

I have a personal saying and it is: "Create your own reality and make everyone else live in it." Right or wrong, it is what it is and I am who I am, no apologies. If you are still reading my lists and still praying for another list because you have not found the list you need to list me on or can accomplish, or figure out how to wrap, well, this may be just the list you are looking for.

So, if you ever grew your hair when everyone else cut theirs, wore jeans to a black tie affair, inhaled at least once, knew Clapton was God before you saw it on VH-1, understand that make up is an expression of your inner self, think leather is even more sheik than in the 1700's, have an unpaid school loan, know what a TP roll and aluminum foil can make, have ever seen a porno movie and liked it, still believe there is something to believe in, even if it is not what they tell you to believe in, know who writes the X-files, think D/s is an oppressed form of freedom of speech, know who RockBitch is, played air guitar in the mirror at least once, have something pierced, have a sleeveless "Genitorturers" T-shirt, a hidden tattoo, a handcuff key, have ever known or are a Sigma Chi, think anarchy is a good answer to the Republican party and beer is food then........

If any of the above applies to you, this is your wish list as much as mine, shop til you drop!

The stocking stuffers we all demand this Christmas:

1) Kathi Somers, Hot Summer Nights, CD ROM.

Kathi's Busty Cheesecake Gallery

2) It Came From Outer Space.

Photon Torpedoes
MP3.com - Photon Torpedoes

3) Something Wicked.

WICKEDBOYS@AOL.COM
MP3.com - Something Wicked

4) Stingy Midgets.

Stinjy Midgets Home Page

5) Darling Demonic.


Darling Demoniac - Heavy Metal - 07/20/99
Darling Demoniac@AOL.COM

6) Curveball

MP3.com - Curveball

7) Deadlyne

Deadlyne.Com -- Web home of Philly's legendar...

8)Piranah

MP3.com - Piranah
Air Music - Piranah

9) Dena Duos

Deena Duos Official Website

10) BILE

A Word From Krztoff