School of Assassins by The Covert Comic


Preface: 'School of Assassins' is the nickname hippie activists have given to the School of the Americas. The School of the Americas is a US-sponsored institute where Latin American military officers are taught by US political and security experts how not to overthrow the democratically elected governments of their countries. The School of the Americas used to be called 'School of Coups.'
			School of Assassins School of Coups I know a secret Do you know it too? Here's a poem about killing a commie Here's a poem about raping your mommy Here's a poem about sucking my Tommy Gun. This poem's actually obscene origami I ran numbered planets Was not CIA Made fun of my cousin Because he was Gay Now he runs agents All over LA A better spy than I am What can I say? School of Assassins School of Coups School of the New Flag Of Multiple Hues You publish your poems On loving the earth Oppressing the meek For all that you're worth You live off their labor Why should you work? After all, you're a hippie And they're a bunch of jerks School of Assassins School of Coups School of Village Voice Poetry reviews If you're a Lesbian If you're dark brown If you're out spreading Some virus around If you're a big guy Who likes wearing gowns Let's get together And bum rush this town Straight to the Headquarters compound we'll creep Cruise through security in my black jeep Waving my Blue Badge and going beep beep Anyone stops us, they sleep the big sleep Piling out and sneaking through halls Peering down corridors, hugging the walls Making the brush pass inside dark stalls Of a top secret bathroom, while squeezing your balls Then into the Director's office to pry Open the safe where The Documents lie And reading that poem, learning thereby The secret identity of the true spy School of Assassins School of Coups Do I know a secret? I bet that you do
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, is a CIA officer living in the Washington DC area. He has been written about in the Washington Post, London Daily Mail and New York Daily News. A well-known Washington DC 'security consultant' recently sold Hollywood a treatment for a film about The Covert Comic's life (not surprisingly, The Covert Comic didn't get any money for it). The Covert Comic's hobbies including writing and publishing jokes and prose on his web site (www.covertcomic.com), and getting in trouble with the Government. To date The Covert Comic and his friends have spent a lot of money in legal fees to keep him from getting fired by the CIA. If a miracle happens and someone actually buys some of The Covert Comic's writing, a huge portion (maybe even all) of the proceeds will be donated to charity (whichever damn charity you want).