And push the button for puree for my

Old teeth would fall out if I dared to try

To eat it whole. Even the most tender

Doughnut must be blended to a cinder.

Dear, put it in a bowl and if it's dry

Then add some milk and look away as I

Attempt to bask in jelly doughnut splendor.

This is disgusting! Take this junk away,

And bring me something edible to gnaw

On, and if it rips my teeth out I'll survive

And eat all meals from then on through a straw

Or have doughnut hole puree. Just don't deprive

Me of my chocolate-filled eclair today.

Stephanie Scarborough